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Mae Demotivational Poster

BARNEY FRANK LOGIC - * Have your boyfriend at Fannie Mae donate $40,000 in campaign contributions. * Ignore Fannie's bad mortgage loans; ignore all Republican concerns. * When it all collapses; blame Bush!!!

FAST GETAWAY CAR - When you're doing the crime, it won't waste your time.

MY COUNTRY - is better than your country, because my country HAS country! End of discussion...you stinkin' Commie...

TAGS: stereotypical american bartimaeus has a banjo seriously i know how to play it a little toby keith country
Rating: 3.69/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 3, 2011, 1:38 am
This is heavily ironic for me. still, this poster kicks a**!
jeffhardy25 - July 3, 2011, 12:41 am
You meen Toby Queef?
Fatt Matt - March 22, 2010, 2:04 pm
Toby Keith is a talentless hack.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:23 pm
"We'll put a boot up your a**! It's the American way!"
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:21 pm
Yeah, Toby Keith.
Sean - March 21, 2010, 8:20 pm
Is this the dude who claimed in song that Americans can be defined by their penchant for committing a*** ra** with rugged manly footwear upon all those who oppose/despise the American way of life?
MO - March 21, 2010, 2:36 pm
I reckon I'muna have to 5 this'un. Ayup!!
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 12:40 pm
Well played, spacedog...well played.
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 12:24 pm
Hillbilly's rap? Oh right...Kid Rock. My mistake.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 11:59 am
Owning a banjo doesn't make you a hillbilly rappist...but it helps. jk
MrRandom - March 21, 2010, 12:15 am
Bart with a banjo....... Deliverance much?


TAGS: life time cheerleader costume evil girl ***y fishnet stocking try never before comic con mae west quote
Rating: 3.64/5

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dslohand - October 11, 2011, 9:54 pm
redhdsrbst - February 26, 2010, 12:07 pm
Why choose? Double the pleasure and the fun. :D
bill - October 18, 2009, 4:55 pm
i agree
Ares - October 6, 2009, 3:20 pm
Ohhh, they look both goregous...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2009, 6:14 pm
I would DB. But every time i try that they just bleed a lot and tend to be a really "dead" lay.
Woodywood03a - September 5, 2009, 5:11 pm
which left??? yours or mines???
TJ - September 5, 2009, 5:04 pm
Girl on the left... DIBS!


TAGS: mae west quote snow white
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 20, 2012, 8:57 pm
Coatcheck girl: Goodness, those diamonds!! May: Goodness had nothing to do with it!

Love Thy Neighbor -

TAGS: mae west
Rating: 4.67/5

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lgvernon - July 6, 2013, 9:44 pm

How flattering! Thank you, RL.
Reality Lord - July 6, 2013, 10:37 am

real REAL nice. i thought at first it was an original lgvernon.

BART - Or as the scientists know him, Bathynomus giganteus. Isn't he cute?

TAGS: bartimaeus is an isopod
Rating: 4.29/5

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corbett06 - August 20, 2010, 6:28 pm
that thing is ugly
Bartimaeus - June 1, 2010, 3:00 am
No, instead we shall convene under this testament to my greatness.
thatonechick - June 1, 2010, 2:37 am
Time to quit chatting on the huge poster, guys.
ICEMAN - May 21, 2010, 1:06 am
Seems to be an ongoing theme with this one. Not only on the comment page but the forum as well.
Bartimaeus - May 20, 2010, 9:58 pm
Look at how loud tripper can be on the internet. Seriously, your insights are quite riveting...perhaps, tripper, you should go share them with someone that gives a f U ck. And if you can't find such a person, well...you've made your bed.
Mongo - April 3, 2010, 11:56 am
Slipper Lobster! Mongo eat...
Bartimaeus - April 1, 2010, 1:59 pm
Also, that hand behind me...Dear Penthouse Forum...
Bartimaeus - April 1, 2010, 1:58 pm
On the weekends I stunt double for that crawfish-thing on the muppets. 5/5
Me_ - April 1, 2010, 1:52 pm
Crabs you caught from the 40 ft Woman


CAREFUL BART - Do you know where that USB port has been?


TAGS: bartimaeus might enjoy this
Rating: 4.08/5

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Bartimaeus - June 1, 2010, 2:46 pm
I certainly DO enjoy this. 5/5


TAGS: bartimaeus laments crappy super power
Rating: 3.84/5

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Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 4:42 pm
Thanks, Sean. Them's the breaks, I guess.
Sean - September 26, 2009, 4:05 pm
This is clever. And under-rated.


TAGS: bartimaeus jesus
Rating: 3.53/5

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Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 7:55 pm
I love the look on his face and the flailing of his arms, perfectly fitting. You're a true artist, Ron. Jesus Christ!

CUBBY - He started out small... until he discovered the wonders of mitosis, poetry and motifake... 6000+ growth spurts and life has never been the same